February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
took a five minute break from my practice SAT and ITS SNOWINGGGG.
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Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
allireallywantisyou-:
totallytomlinson:
im seriously like the only person on tumblr not going to see 1D on tour
oh my god no not at all :(
During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
me: hi
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!
me: bye
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what SAT scores do I need to get into Hogwarts?
-everysecond:
I completely convinced my sister yolo means your ostrich lack ovaries.
imjustagirlintheworld:
Sexual innuendos in cartoons.
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Imagine One Direction on Silent Library
Host: and remember...silence!
Harry:
Zayn:
Liam:
Louis:
Niall: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
mockingjaypatronus:
go to bed really late
complain about having to wake up really early for school
say that you will go to bed at a normal time now
ignore
repeat cycle
Someone was staring at Liam’s boobs so I jumped on the comedy bandwagon and...
– Zayn talking about his “that awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs” tweet (via d1rection)
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
class:
risktaker-dreamchaser asked: we literally just reblogged the same thing at the same time lol
LOL STARING AT LIAM'S CHEST
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ZAYN I LOVE YOU
“i think its very degrading to talk about women like that”
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when i found out that J.K. Rowling aka the writing goddess was writing another book i shrieked extremely loudly and my mom thought i was in intense pain, no regrets.
it seems fitting that jk rowling wrote a young...
footprintwithinthemap:
thethiefsdownfall:
thelostie:
jk rowling i love you
d3uces:
I’m having a really hard time convincing myself that I actually have a reason to be here.
i’ve actually accomplished nothing today
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was